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With almost a complete
absence of original films, who knows what’s going on with the latest
remake/reboot/redo/sequel/prequel/mashup in theaters right now. What to call
them? How to judge them? Sit back and enjoy them? Sure, that’s easy enough, but
most of them are lame. Horror flick Carrie hits theaters this
month and before I get into how it compares to the book, let’s consider what to
call it. Back when Total Recall came
out in 2012, everyone called it a remake because the Arnold Schwarzenegger
version from 1990 is based on the same short story by Phillip K. Dick. It’s not
a remake, it’s just another adaptation. The same is true with Carrie. It isn’t a remake, it’s simply
based on the same book. And just like the new Total Recall, the new Carrie
is useless, boring; total trash.
I mean, it’s got good
things going for it. Chloe Grace Moretz (Carrie) is a great young actress.
She’s becoming quite the star. She does a decent enough job, but Sissy Spacek
gave a much better performance. Julianne Moore (Margaret White) is an Academy Award winning
actress, she can blow you away! But it seems a bit redundant to have an Oscar
winner try to fill a role that was already nominated for an Oscar. In terms of
film rewards, you literally can’t get any better than that. It makes you
wonder…why was this movie even made? Well, I know why…because the recent trend
is that really bad horror films make a lot of money. Insidious Chapter 2, widely considered terrible in comparison to
the original, broke box office records. No matter how bad modern horror films
are, they make loads of money.
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The one aspect of the
new Carrie that earns it points is
its attempt to be more like Stephen King’s classic novel. It’s a pretty weak
attempt but it gives us more moments taken right from the book than the Brian
De Palma’s 1976 version. We see Margaret White giving birth to Carrie after she
initially assumes the baby is cancer. We get more backstory involving Carrie’s
father. All of these things are fleshed-out in the book but merely mentioned in
the movie. It’s nice that the filmmakers tried to incorporate more of the book
into their movie, but it feels hollow next to the book.
The movie also contains
a few excellent gore-filled horror scenes. None of them appear in the novel,
but they add to the viewing experience. The scene when Chris and Tommy pay their
due by Carrie’s carnage is brutal but wonderfully executed; an excellent use of
slow motion. You really feel Carrie’s rage when she urns their tricks against
them.
This movie is obviously
worse than the book. Even on its own it’s just bad. This movie was essentially
made for those young enough to not have heard of either the book or the 1976
movie. But then again, it’s rated R. No one under 17 can buy a movie ticket! I
don’t know what the purpose of this movie is. Don’t go see it. Read the book
instead.



